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Welcome all you Perry Grovers! We wanted to make an internet site about everbody's favourite footballer, but unfortunately there were already too many sites about Michael Owen, so was born the Perry Groves website! Everything you want to know about the man himself is on this site, accessed easily by clicking the buttons on the left. Have fun! Perry's Autobiography!!!! If you don't do anything else today, make sure you buy Perry's autobiography. |
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DRESS UP PERRY!!!
Have all the fun you can by dressing up Perry in his football kit!
GOVERNMENT WARNING - GROSS AT LARGE
Evil genius and master of disguise Terry Gross has escaped in a daring prison-break from his maximum-security cell in Barnsley. Gross, the arch-nemesis lookalike of ex-Arsenal wing-wonder Perry Groves, is considered highly dangerous and should not be approached by members of the public.
NOT ANOTHER REALISTIC FOOTBALL GAME?!
That's right! We are proud to announce that yet another realistic football game now walks these hallowed pages. Give PERRY PENALTY a go!
Why not enter our NEW COMPETITION!!!!!!?
Help spread the word!
Help us take over the world in the WORLD DOMINATION section!
Henry's Cat!
We hope you enjoy the new Henry's Cat section!
New features!
To celebrate the move of the Official Unofficial Perry Groves website to its new 'stadium' away from the shared ground at geocities, and to recognise the recent boadroom success of Weloveperry INC. PLC. LTD. and to revel in the celebration of the rise of the Icelandic contingent of Perry Groves fans world-wide, we are proud to introduce a barrage of new features.
Firstly, feel free to wit your pits in the 'Perry Grows' action game. Enjoy the Tin-tin-esque adventures of Pere in the cartoons section, or discover the joy of joining the Official Unofficial Perry Groves Fanclub!
Not only that, please browse the updated news and PG Tips sections.
The Gary Lineker song!
Top Jazz band 'Gary Lineker and the Shoot-Outs' have recorded their new heart-wrenching song 'Gary Lineker' on MP3 format only, and EXCLUSIVE to this site. So download it here and bop along to its beautiful melodies all in the comfort of your own home!
It's time to come clean - we didn't receive too many responses for our spot-the-ball competition or our spot-the-post competition (below) . Hence Mark winning both... But we understand - both were pretty tough... So we've decided to make it EVEN more difficult (Mark wants more prizes!) - this time, it's not just a ball or a post that's gone missing - it's a whole pitch that's disappeared! Can you find it? The winner will receive FREE membership to the Perry Groves fanclub, and a MYSTERY prize! Email your solution to competition@weloveperry.com
Just as with our Spot the Ball competition, the response for the Spot the Post competition was, to say the least, eye-opening. And, as chance would have it, the same man, Mark Hawkins of England, has won the accolade! Well done Mark! For all of you who didn't get it, see the answer below!
If we receive three or more emails backing our campaign to bring Perry to the England line-up, we will bombard the FA with a letter a day throughout, er, this weekend (letter here). So come on Perry fans, join the cause and restore glory to England's greatest legend. The number of responses we have had so far is...
Keep up the good work!
As you may notice not all of the information given on this site is entirely correct. This is due to our artistic licence and limited actual knowledge of Perry's life. We are glad to hear this has only caused a modicum of distress to Mr. Groves and his immediate family.
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