Archive for September, 1999

John Barnes – Child Minding Services

John Lukic’s sensational super shot stopping section.

Hi, I’m John Barnes. In my time at Liverpool, I faced some of the best keepers in the world. I also faced John ‘Lucky Bounce’ Lukic. Here he gives us some indipensible goal saving tips.

Ronnie Rosenthal’s goal scoring section

As John Barnes, one of my colleagues I admired most was Ronnie ‘Rampaging Rocket’ Rosenthal. Here he gives us a few tips on how to be the perfect marksman. So, over to you Ronnie.

John Barnes’s culinary tips

John Barnes pie. My mother always said ‘a good cook is like a rottweiler, but not a dog of course!’ I never quite got what she meant, but I like cooking.

Perry suffers abuse.

Reports have recently emerged that ex-Arsenal superstar Perry Groves was taunted by Liverpool supporters during Arsenal’s league decider in 1989 at Anfield, with chants of ‘Who’s the ginger tosser?’.

Perry in talks over advertising campaigns.

Ex-Arsenal frontman, Perry Groves, may front several advertising campaigns, we have been told.

Perry to be next Bond???

Ex-Arsenal sharp-shooter Perry Groves may soon be shooting onto our cinema screens as the new James Bond.

Queen to cut hair?

Rumours are rife that the Queen is to adopt a new hair style in that of ex-Arsenal speedy-gonzalis Perry Groves.

Perry to join Bros?

Rumours fly around the music press that the Goss brothers, formerly of the band ‘Bros’ wish to reform the band with ex-Arsenal striker Perry Groves as percussionist.

Perry hospitalised by hair gel incident

Reports are emerging that former Arsenal striker and pin-up Perry Groves has had a terrible accident.