Framley Town Wanderers lose milk to Premiership giant!

Rumours are rife that the Framley Town Wanderer’s half-time milk supply was commandeered by premiership giants Manchester City. Ex-Arsenal milk-man Perry Groves, who supplies the Farley’s Rusks Sunday League third division team’s half-time milk quota was incensed at the audacity of the Manchester giants, whose own half-time milk had been stolen by a stray alley-cat. Although an official complaint has been made to the FA, early sources suggest that City’s take-over was in fact legal by FA ruling. The milk-theft was masterminded by City defender Ben Thatcher, who was met by the Framley Town Wanderer supporter with chants of ‘Ben Thatcher, milk-snatcher.’

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