Perry copies Pires?

Usually the ultimate trend-setter, rumours abound that ex-Arsenal penalty-area-panther Perry Groves has undergone a role-reversal by adopting current Arsenal winger Robert Pires’ trademark ‘crap’ beard. However, Perry has added his own inimicable twist to the facial monstrosity by also sporting a tasteful 40′s film star moustache. Other celebrity figures are sure to follow, with rumours that the Goss brothers and pop princess Britney Spears are in the process of growing similar beard-moustache combinations.

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