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Perry new Arsenal model!

We are hearing rumours that ex-Arsenal striker Perry Groves is to model the new Arsenal kit.

Perry to appear in PlayGirl

Ex-Arsenal striker Perry Groves, who used to play for Arsenal as a striker will soon be striking at the hearts of many young ladies as he appears in the women’s adult magazine ‘Playgirl’.