Perry hospitalised by hair gel incident

Reports are emerging that former Arsenal striker and pin-up Perry Groves has had a terrible accident. When performing his daily routine of gelling his hair he accidently slipped on a large blob of wax, which he had been planning to add to the mountain already on his scalp. Although he has reportedly broken both his legs, a spokesman for his club, Framley Town Wanderers said ‘It should not affect his performance.’

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