Archive for May, 2006

Perry Penalty

Congratulations on choosing PERRY PENALTY, the latest realistic football game from weloveperry.com.

Perry Action Figure no more!

The popular action figures based on ex-Arsenal Penalty Poacher Perry Groves have been recalled by the manufacturer, HasBROS.

Perry linked to food poisoning outbreak in Spurs team!

Ex-Arsenal midfield dynamo Perry Groves is under suspicion of attempting to poison the entire Tottenham Hotspur team with his infamous milk-past-its-sale-by-date trick.