Queen to cut hair?

Rumours are rife that the Queen is to adopt a new hair style in that of ex-Arsenal speedy-gonzalis Perry Groves. Hard-hitter Perry, whose controversial hairstyle shocked crowds in the 80′s, is reported to have said,
‘I’m very flattered that the Queen should choose to take on my hairstyle. It has been very popular in the past with stars such as Tintin and Matt Goss copying it, but to have the Queen do the same really is a great honour.’

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