weloveperry.com » the look https://www.weloveperry.com The Official Unofficial Perry Groves Website Thu, 10 Feb 2011 17:27:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Perry’s football kit https://www.weloveperry.com/?p=70 https://www.weloveperry.com/?p=70#comments Fri, 10 Sep 1999 08:27:34 +0000 steve http://www.weloveperry.com/?p=70 Perry has donned many football kits in his career. In his time at Arsenal, obviously the kit most frequently worn was the first team kit (pictured below) but that’s not the one we love. Oh no. For when Arsenal played matches against other teams that also wore red, the fantastic away strip came out and wowed crowds in every ground. Oh how they loved the tight yellow shirt, the shiny, also tight blue-black shorts and the, er, socks. What a sight to behold!


Unfortunately Perry’s present club, Framley Town Wanderers, do not currently have an away strip, due to a fall in gate receipts. But they do have a very striking orange and green home kit. Fortunately, due to not many other teams choosing this unique colour scheme, the problem of the away strip is happily resolved. Below is that fantastic kit.

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Step One

First you need to die your hair a lovely ginger colour. Careful not to get any on the furniture!

Before:

After:

Step two

Now comes the difficult bit. Get a friend to shave the sides and back of your head with some clippers. Make sure you leave the middle longer in a U shape (see pictures below).

Front: Top:

Step three

Now for the gel. This is an age-old recipe handed down through the generations of the Groves family. We’ve managed to dodge copyright laws to exclusively bring you this recipe:

1/2 pint Industrial strength glue.
1/4 pint Melted candle wax.
2 tbsp Paint stripper.
4oz Self-raising flour.
1 small tube PrittStick.
1 jar honey.
2 jar treacle.
1/4 sack cement.

Mix the ingerdients in a large cement mixer and apply liberally to hair. WARNING: do NOT try to comb or brush hair and be careful of low ceilings.

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