At Last, Perry Merchandise!
Show your support for Perry by needlessly spending your hard-earned money on these novelty items. Found in a modicum of official Perry Groves retail outlets throughout the world.
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A collection of easy-listening melodies featuring the relaxing sounds of the pan-pipes. Boasting cover versions of famous classics including favourites by 'Gary Lineker and the Shoot Outs' and 'Bros'. |
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Track Listings:- 1. I vow to thee my Framley 2. Gary Lineker 3. Who's your favourite Perry? 4. Racing down the wing 5. Crossing the ball 6. I owe you nothing 7. The throw-in 8. Row, row, row your milkfloat 9. We're on the bench 10. A modicum of goals 11. We wish you a Perry Christmas | |
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A perfect gift for the chocolate and orange loving Perry fan! With this sphere of orange chocolatey goodness you are spoiling us! |
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The connoisseur's choice. This vintage wine guarantees every grape has been picked by Perry's own hand and crushed by his very own feet. All are authentic Perry Berries picked from the Groves' Groves. |  |
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Look who's come to dinner! Your neighbours will be impressed, but little do they know that it's just a convincing illusion. Behold the Perry Mask! |  |
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Mr Groves has been immortalised in this beautiful evocative Lego(TM) figure. It will grace any Lego(TM) construction, especially a football pitch. |
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Fly high with Perry! The kids will have a modicum of fun with this light-hearted high-flyer. |  |
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Baffle your brains out! You'll have hours of fun with this puzzle. Arrange the pieces in the correct order to find the mystery football star. |
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Featuring spring-arm movement for those really long throw-ins. Watch out for this unmissable classic collectable, very hard to get hold of since the numerous incidents of injury and disfigurement brought about by Plastic Perry. These special models have fetched up to a whopping £1.50 at auction! |
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