In my time at Liverpool, I faced some of the best keepers in the world. I also faced John 'Lucky Bounce' Lukic. Here he gives us some indipensible goal saving tips.

1. The winger fires in a dangerous cross.

2. Luckily, the forward taps the ball staright at you.

3. All you have to do is bend down and pick it up.

4. bollocks.

5. If all else fails, jump on the ball and pretend it didn't cross the line.