Perry's Realistic Football Simulation Game

You happen across a local inn by the name of 'The Thomas Tavern'.
Wearily you enter, and realise the it is haunt of many a retired
footballer.
Who do you wish to talk to?
The inkeeper, 'last minute' Michael.
Andy 'super pundit' Townsend.
David 'not enough hair to' Platt.
Paul 'Gascoigne' Gazza.