Right, If you have clicked here then you are obviously confused as to how YOU can be the first visitor to this site when obviously thousands and thousands of Perry Groves fans must have been here.
The reason is that the little visitor counter is not real. This is because A) we have no idea how to make one and B) it was supposed to be a joke.
Which no one got.
So if you think it was a crap idea then feel free to voice your opinions. We don't shy away from controversy here. So if you think that pretending that everyone who comes here is the first person was a very silly thing to do then send us an email and we may be forced by popular public opinion to A) get rid of it or B) put an even funnier joke in.
One more thing. If you did get the joke first time and thought it was a bit of a rib-tickler remember you can vote to KEEP THE COUNTER as well.
Thank you for your time. Just wanted to clear that up...