Perry’s Realistic Football Simulation Game

Have you ever dreamed of being a football player of the calibre of ex-Arsenal soccer scorcher Perry Groves?

Well now’s your chance!
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Perry Grows

Get ready to wit your pits against the game which is taking the world of Perry-groves-related-internet-sites by storm! read more

Scare over new virus!

Fear is sweeping the country over a new virus which could kill millions. It was released from a Laboratory in Swindon where scientists were experimenting with cells from lengendary ex-Arsenal striker Perry Groves. read more

‘Piss – from LeeTim’

Leetim has kindly sent us this picture to show us what Perry really gets up to on his milkround. read more

New Arsenal stadium dedicated to Perry

It has been anounced that the new Arsenal stadium will be named after ex-Arsenal points-poacher Perry Groves, together with indie-rock group Ash and film director Tim Burton. read more

A day in the life of Perry Groves

Do you ever wonder what Pel-boy gets up to since leaving the heights of Highbury? read more

Perry to run for mayor?

Due to the recent revelations surrounding the candidates for mayor of London, rumours abound that ex-Arsenal hitman Perry Groves may try to hit the heights of local government, making a late entry into the election race. read more

Spot the…

These competitions are long gone now, but we did enjoy the spot the ball, spot the post, and spot the pitch contests.
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The Gary Lineker song

Top Jazz band ‘Gary Lineker and the Shoot-Outs’ have recorded their new heart-wrenching song ‘Gary Lineker’ on MP3 format only, and EXCLUSIVE to this site. read more

‘Beer’ – supplied by Phil Twine

The real truth about the legendary Perry Groves….

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