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Famous band re-uniting for come-back gig at new stadium

steve — Sun, 01 Oct 2006 15:13:30 +0000

Rumours zip around north London that brothers Matt and Luke Goss and ex-Arsenal defence-devastator Perry Groves are set for a headlining reunion at the official opening of Arsenal’s new stadium, with Groves on percussion. There has been no official announcement from the club as yet. Upon questioning, a spokesman for Arsenal said “Didn’t he used to play for us?”

Perry Action Figure no more!

steve — Sun, 21 May 2006 15:11:36 +0000

The popular action figures based on ex-Arsenal Penalty Poacher Perry Groves have been recalled by the manufacturer, HasBROS. The exact reasons are unknown, but speculation and rumours abound. One report described numerous children being injured by the realistically powerful throw-in action. Another accounted poisoning incidents involving the realistic Perry Hair (TM) concoction. There were also rumours of kids injuring themselves dancing to the songs played by the ‘Bros Anthems’ button on advanced models.

Perry Groves the Musical?

steve — Sat, 05 Mar 2005 15:12:33 +0000

Abounding rumours suggest that ex-Arsenal football-flinger Perry Groves is to become the subject of a controversial new musical, Perry’s Ginger: The Opera. Starring long-time pals Luke Goss, former Highbury partner and defensive stalwart Gus Caesar, Captain Haddock, and Kevin the Milkman, the show will also feature close friend and child prodigy Sally Gribble (5). The opera has faced criticism from right wingers such as Stanley Matthews, Shaun Wright Phillips and Andy Johnson.

Fraternal rivalry from anon

steve — Sun, 27 Feb 2005 20:09:21 +0000

Dear Gerald,
I am struggling with feelings or jealousy towards my brother, who has become a Hollywood film star. We used to work together on an equal footing, but now my career has become lukewarm and his has soared. I know that he owes me nothing, but I can’t help feeling like it’s a jungle out there. I don’t want to put a cat among the pigeons. I have been offered a role in a controversial new musical, but do not know whether or not this would be a wise career move. What do you think? When will I be famous?
Ex-popstar, England

Dear Anon,
Life’s a heartbeat – I’m not a liar, but I think this new musical will be too much. Don’t worry about the money, perhaps spend some time with your sister – I think you need some space. Don’t listen to the goss about your brother – drop the boy!
Kind Regards, Gerald

Perry copies Pires?

steve — Tue, 29 Jun 2004 15:12:11 +0000

Usually the ultimate trend-setter, rumours abound that ex-Arsenal penalty-area-panther Perry Groves has undergone a role-reversal by adopting current Arsenal winger Robert Pires’ trademark ‘crap’ beard. However, Perry has added his own inimicable twist to the facial monstrosity by also sporting a tasteful 40′s film star moustache. Other celebrity figures are sure to follow, with rumours that the Goss brothers and pop princess Britney Spears are in the process of growing similar beard-moustache combinations.

Perry Grows

steve — Sat, 06 Jul 2002 08:11:36 +0000

Get ready to wit your pits against the game which is taking the world of Perry-groves-related-internet-sites by storm! You will be presented with a seemlingly untoward situation. But wait! On his way to said situation our hero happened across a young country lad selling magic beans. Greedy-guts Perry spent all his pocket money on said beans. The said country lad explained that every time Perry ate a bean, he would grow in size. But be warned: eat too many beans and you’ll turn into one!

Perry wants to be the best, but to be the best he needs to be big, really big. He’ll get big by eating beans.
To feed Perry a bean, simply click on the bean button. When you think he’s had enough, click on “I’m full” button.

The first level sees Perry line up in the Arsenal side in a crunch European match against Barcelona at the Nou Camp. Help him lead Arsenal to victory with a little help from the magic beans.

click here to enter level 1!

Scare over new virus!

steve — Wed, 15 Aug 2001 15:11:18 +0000

Fear is sweeping the country over a new virus which could kill millions. It was released from a Laboratory in Swindon where scientists were experimenting with cells from lengendary ex-Arsenal striker Perry Groves. They planned to keep the cells so they could pass on to footballers in the future a little of the amazing skills Mr. Groves had. Unfortunately, one of the cells mutated and formed into deadly virus which escaped. Victims of the ‘perrisite’ will find their hair turning slightly ginger and have a sudden urge to listen to Bros records. If you find yourself or someone you know experiencing these symptons, do not hesitate to visit your local GP.

Queen to cut hair?

steve — Wed, 15 Sep 1999 15:09:37 +0000

Rumours are rife that the Queen is to adopt a new hair style in that of ex-Arsenal speedy-gonzalis Perry Groves. Hard-hitter Perry, whose controversial hairstyle shocked crowds in the 80′s, is reported to have said,
‘I’m very flattered that the Queen should choose to take on my hairstyle. It has been very popular in the past with stars such as Tintin and Matt Goss copying it, but to have the Queen do the same really is a great honour.’

Perry to join Bros?

steve — Wed, 15 Sep 1999 15:09:17 +0000

Rumours fly around the music press that the Goss brothers, formerly of the band ‘Bros’ wish to reform the band with ex-Arsenal striker Perry Groves as percussionist. Though Perry has little experience in this field, the brothers believe that Perry’s controversial and much maligned hairstyle should fit in with the band’s image perfectly. When questioned, Matt Goss said,
‘Didn’t he used to play for Arsenal?’

Who’s your Favourite Member of Bros?

steve — Fri, 10 Sep 1999 17:30:29 +0000

Who’s your favourite member of Bros?

Luke Goss?
NO!!!!!!!!
Matt Goss?
NO!!!!!!!!
The other one?
NO!!!!!!!!

Perry Groves?
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!